Tonight’s movie

Great, now I need to change my password

Door code is 4,4,5,5,6,6.
Seems about right.

Captain Freedom?
Wasn’t he the Governor of Minnesota? 😆

Futuristic airport is futuristic

Cadre Cola was my jam, at least until Cadre Zero Sugar cane out 😆

That outfit is so 2017.
I donated mine 😀

“It’s time to start running!”
So they launch him in a rocket sled thing...

... through Space Mountain

So the professor subzero dude has a hockey stick blade thing and is supposed to bang the gong.
Plot Twist: he slices it in half!

They must go through a lot of gongs.

Audience members can win...
Checks notes
A home version of the Running Man??

Little Johnny, you know you didn’t finish all the vegetables on your dinner plate.
Let’s Get RUNNING!

Futuristic phone is futuristic

Mr Light Brite - I mean Dynamo sings opera as part of his intro (for some reason)

“She had sexual relations with 2 sometimes 3 different men in a year”
Wow. That’s some serious shaming.

My dog is clutching his pearls at that scandal!

Arnold spends a good portion of this movie trying to get away from smoke & fog

Cadre Cola... we sponsor just about anything

Ooh Chainsaw Jousting!!
This is getting good!

This guy stole Master Chief’s Warthog

More smoke & fog.
I think the Thriller video is about to start

🎼 He’s the best around!

Not a camera

Ok so not the best Chainsaw Jouster

Arnold tries sand skiing

You get the Running Man game home version!!!

You get the Running Man game home version!!!

You get the Running Man game home version!!!

#NotACamera

This guy is going to lose his Chainsaw Jousting World Champion belt if he’s not careful

“I have had it with this MFing fog and this MFing smoke!!

Chainsaw Jousting Rule #7:
If the chainsaw still works & the jouster is conscious, the match isn’t over yet.

Chainsaw Jousting Rule #11:
The person who grabs the non-dismembering part of the chainsaw gains the advantage.

Chainsaw Jousting Rule #3:
Sparks are always cool.

Chainsaw Jousting Rule #9:
Protective eye gear is optional, though encouraged.

Champion Chainsaw Jousters always keep a backup chainsaw

The Chainsaw Joust has ended and Arnold gets another Fatality.

Meanwhile Mr Lite Brite is sneaking up on the others.

Arnold actually says “Hey Christmas Tree!”
I LOL’d. 😀

I could totally see @DAkacki be him for Halloween 😀

Shocking!

Mister Lite Brite is now chasing Arnold while driving his Warthog and singing opera.

Guess Lite Brite should stick to singing opera

“Cut! Go to commercial!!”
Your show is... Terminated.

(Arnold didn’t really say that but would have been cool 😎)

Smoke.
Why... did... it.. have... to... be... smoke...

#NotACamera

TIL: Arnold hates cameras

Of course everyone remembers the less popular sequel: “The Hate Boat”

Fireball? Now here’s a character I can appreciate 😀

Fireball can shoot fire & fly?
YES!! I

I can imagine the Pitch Meeting for this movie:

Takes place in the future, sounds expensive to make.

Not really, super easy, barely an inconvenience. Well just use a bunch of fog machines.

Brilliant! Sounds like we’ll make a lot of money!

Enter, FIREBALL!

Fireball, you can fly using your jet pack thingie. Don’t run after them, they’ll get away!!

Fireball took a shortcut

Arnold throws barrels at Fireball then kicks over one. Liquid spills out.

Careful Fireball that may be flammable (or is it inflammable?).

Regardless it might make you blow up if you Flame On!

Fireball, noooo!

Whew. Fireball is ok

Fireball!

Arnold fights Fireball with 🔥

Fireball attempts to cast “Sacred Flame of Protection”

It doesn’t work. Bye Fireball

Arnold: “What a hothead”

Mr Freedom shows up as...
a Microwave!!!

Trapped!!
Will Arnold and his lady friend escape?
Tune in same bat-time, same bat-channel!!

“Welcome to the People’s Network”
It’s state of the art! 😆

Fake News. ICS is broadcasting a fight between Arnold & Mr Freedom (sorry Captain Freedom), but Arnold is watching it on TV. What is real??

Running Man = DeepFake

Arnold has his victory cigar. Or is that his revenge stogie?
We shall see!

“Restricted Area”

HackerMan circa 2017

Operation ICS Hallway Incursion

Hack the Planet!!!

Wasn’t he the Governor of Cali-forn-nia?

Plot Twist: Lite Brite LIVES!!!

Sweet ‘hawk though

Lite Brite really should have insulated his light suit better. Getting taken down by the building sprinkler system is embarrassing.

🎼it’s the Final Countdown!

Killian about to get shut down

His turn to ride Space Mountain!

Hasta la vista

“Well that hit the spot”

Cue end credit song
🎼”This is no game...”

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This movie: “Running Man”
m.imdb.com/title/tt009389…