HAPPY BIRTHDAY U.S.A.! We hope you have a great Fourth of July with your family and friends.  And while America has been through some tough times lately, we give to you 20 reasons why the U.S.A. is still a great place to live!

1. GUYS WHO FIGHT FOR OUR FREEDOM …

2. … ESPECIALLY WHEN THEY’RE OUT OF UNIFORM 

3.THE GUY NEXT DOOR WHO LOOKS GOOD IN HIS CALVINS

4. TIRED COWBOY DUDES

5. REALLY TIRED COWBOY DUDES WHO CAN’T EVEN MAKE IT INSIDE THE HOUSE

6. ALL AMERICAN SURFER DUDE, KELLY SLATER, LOOKING FOR HIS CONTACTS ..

7. THE GUY WHO MADE THE GREATEST MOVIE ON THE PLANET

8. AMERICAN FIREFIGHTERS WHO PUT OUT FIRES AND IGNITE OTHER FIRES …IN OUR LADY PARTS

9. OUR GUYS ARE HOT WHEN THEY GET HOT

10. OUR VOLLEYBALL GUYS

11. THIS GUY THAT POPPED UP WHEN WE GOOGLED “ALL AMERICAN GUYS”

12. CAPTAIN AMERICA!!!!!!!

13. THE GUY WHO PLAYS CAPTAIN AMERICA!!!

14. THE ALL-AMERICAN ICONIC TOP GUN VOLLEYBALL SCENE …ESPECIALLY SLIDER…

15. ALL AMERICAN WRESTLER GUY WHO MAKES WWF SLIGHTLY BEARABLE FOR THE LADIES, RANDY ORTON

16. MIDWESTERN GUYS WHO MAKE IT BIG

17. EAST COAST GUYS WHO SAYS HI TO YOUR MOTHER

18. WEST COAST GUYS WHO ARE ON THE BEACH 365 DAYS A YEAR

19. HAWAIIAN GUYS BECAUSE HELLOOOOOO JASON MAMOA!

no seriously, Jason Momoa is so cute you guys …

20. AND FINALLY, AMERICA IS A MELTING POT AND WHEN YOU MESH DIFFERENT CULTURES AND RACES TOGETHER YOU GET LENNY FUCKIN’ KRAVITZ 

GOD BLESS AMERICA!